ATD – At The Doctors

BFF – Best Friend Fell

BTW – Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

IMHO – Is My Hearing Aid On

LMDO – Laughing  My Dentures Out

OMMR – On My Massage Recliner

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFLACGU – Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can’t Get Up

TTYL – Talk To You Louder